Monday, October 17, 2011

Constipation + PMS + Too Much Food & Alcohol =

.........A Very Unhappy Jen.

Yup that's right, I'm bloated as all get out. Christ, I feel like I ate 5lbs of beans. 

OR 

Turned into Violet.........






 Truthfully, the bloat stems from PMS, lack of poo-ing and too much food & alcohol......at an all inclusive resort. Yes that's right folks, I got married & posted about it HERE.

It was truly an amazing weekend. Our families are from two different worlds....Minnesota & California ;) yet they get along fabulously.  Both of our families are very down to earth, warm & loving people. I grew up here in San Diego with a very small family & DG has a huge family from MN.  I had no idea I'd feel so lucky to have gained a boat load of new relatives.  But I do!

It's funny that now the wedding is over, I feel a hundred times more relaxed.  It's like I have nothing to stress about, nothing to think about....except for that pesky bloat issue of course.

And yes, I'm eating prunes & taking psyllium husk.  Usually that combo works fab, but right now it's taking it's slow ass time, no pun intended.

Anyhoo, just thought I'd update a bit.

Before I go, a friendly reminder that:


Feel Your Bewbs!

XOXO J