Monday, April 18, 2011

My Boss Called Me A Slut.

Yup, that's right folks....my boss of 6 mos just called me a slut this morning. I kid you not. Dead serious.





It was around 10 am and she'd mosied on over to my area of the office to grab something from the printer. Her eyes wandered over to my lap top and immediately I hear her gasp...


"Are you cheating on Rob?!?


"No! .......not really," I replied with a look of guilt.


"Ahhh, YOU SSSSLLUT!" she squeeled... *emphasis on the S & the L!


Immediately I felt the need to explain myself. So, I educated her...

"You see, Rob is like an ENIGMA...something seraphic & beautiful, he needs to be appreciated from afar.  He's funny, adorkable and heartbreakingly gorgeous too, but I don't necessarily want to have sex with him. Plus, I respect Robsten too much... make sense?"

I think she got it.
Side note: Ok, I'm not saying I wouldn't have sex with Rob, but it's not my life goal or any such dream thing...


But I do want to have sex with HIM...sans the blood dripping down his chiseled chin.




                                                      My lap top wallpaper ;)



Mr. Eric Northman, aka Alexander Skarsgard. You my friend, are a sight to be seen. Gawd help your girlfriend (aka the Q Tip) if I ever get near you. In fact, I'd probably combust...in the nether regions of course, right before making an ass of myself.

Anyhoo, my boss cracked me up this morning with her nonchalant use of the word SLUT. Guess she's feeling comfortable around me. Not that she's ever bit her tongue before or anything. She pretty much rocks.

The End.

XOXO J

5 comments:

  1. I can't believe she knows you so well already. JUST KIDDING!!! that is a pretty funny story though. I am glad she is a fun boss.

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  2. I am going to smack you. I just spit ou my coffee from that first picture. PMSL! I love you big time!!!

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  3. DD- She is pretty fun. She doesn't micromanage, but I'm learning a lot from her.

    A- I will not be held responsible for ruined clothes or computers :)

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  4. LOL! That’s so funny.

    And please, you can take down Kate Bosworth any day!! I honestly don’t know what he sees in her, but whatever. Alex is HOTTT!!

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  5. Ready for an overshare?? So I ran the La Jolla Half marathon this weekend. I noticed after the run that there were too little spots where my sports bra must have been pinching and left two little mini circle marks on my cleavage.... I've been pretending they are bites from Mr. Northman....

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